Alicia's Diary

WE'RE GONNA GO TO ENGURLAAAAAAAND!!!!!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

WE'RE GONNA SEE GRANDDAD AND GRANDMOM!!!!!

Yay, I tink?

OMG! I have liek *noting* to wear!!!

Meep! Aunt Cordy!!!!!

I GOTS NEW SJOES!!!!!!!one!!!!!

WEEEEEHEEEE!!!!!

And I didnt even haf to like beg or doe the eyes!!!!

*And* We went to MickD! Gots the hole menu, watever we wanted!

Like *so* cool.

Oh yeh. Mar gots new books. yay.

xxxxx
~Alicia

I gots a new dress! For today! Cause hello? Spesjul day! That so needs like a new dress. Totally. And sjoes, did I mentjon sjoes?

Marilee and Me made Daddy a drawin, we worked on tat like for two weeks! Well, Mar did cause se likes to drawer. And we rote a song for Lindsey. Or we just adered words, watever.

Bot Daddy and Lindsey have allergies? Wo knew? I tink Mommy Cordy has too, cause hello? Hanky!

Anyway, we's gonna have a reely great day! We's gonna do Alicia like tings Daddy...s, will like. I tink. Sorta. Kinda. As long as tey stop it wit te allergies, cause...geeze.

Okay! I'm of. I hope everyone has a grrrrreat day! Also on behalf of Marilee Wo sjuld learn how to rite, seriously.

XXXXX
~Alicia

I'm all for happie n' stuf. But everione is walkin' around here wit big smiles on teir faces it's kinda kreepy.

And it's okay dokay for Aunt Cordy and Unkel Linds, cause hello? Smiles karved in teir faces! Alto not so big, wats up wit tat?.

But Daddy is starting to freak me out! He never smiles tat much, or grins tat much or generaly smiles liek tat. He smiles, but not liek tat!

Sumtin's fisy. *nodnod* Even Marilee notised.

//Locked against Angel and Faith - NO TRESPASSTING!//

I dun liek Faith and Angel no more. Virst Unkel Angel dunt ever notise us, liek we's air, and now he's a liek me. A kid. *And* he's bein meen.

I's only seven and ish not my foult I dont rite so well. But Aunty Faith kept kalling me a ratarts. Liek is my fault se gots some kinda super brain and kan do rite at her age, or wat se supposered to be. Daddy saids not to liesten to her, cause Aunty Faith is liek not so klever herself, and he sais tems are her words, not his. And tat I'm liek his speshul girl and Im not stupid. Hah!

And now they's also steeling *my* Aunty Willow and *my* Unkle Lindsey away. And now tey's making vun of the leetle ting I had for Unkel Spiek, wo is *so* not pretty. But like reelly meen! 'nd everybodie lieks tem and nowan lieks Me! Me! Me! Marilee and me no mores.

I hate tem! I HATE TEMS!

::Pout::

Dad's also moody, mumbelins under his breeth about liquin-langqua-- been a translatored and nowsing leike a 1000000 langages and watever, but heeven vorbid anywan ask him vor help. And watever more.

'Least Aunty Buffy is back. And Dawn. I liek Dawn. Hope se never has to watsh them too.

::Sulks::

//Unlock//

::Trebling bottom lip::

Spikey is been meen to me.

I tougt he was kool and pretty and not like te oters.

He doesnt even liek me!

::Cries::

Daddy! Aunty Cordy! Aunty Fred! Unkel Angel!Oh and Unkel Lindsey!

Waaah!

::Sniffles::

He callered FrouFrou a rodent and cursed in my LJ!

Now I is depressered.

::Sniffles::

Unkel Spike is been meen. He sais I cant marrie him. Wy cant I marrie him? I dont gets it.

::pout::

Hes a meenie!

Te new house roks! Cause I'm totally getting my own bedroom now, wit my own badroom!

::Squee!!!::


Yoe all must kome and look at it wen its done. We even haf some gost of watever. Aunty Willow sais its okay. Daddy sais he's gonna look into it. Watever. I liek it!

Unkel Lindsey sure is helping out a lot. Huh. He's koming ofer later today two. Heh.

xxxxxx
~Alicia
ps: Aunty Faith? Kan Marilee and I kom plays wit Mandy now? Oh! Oh! He kan meet FrouFrou!

( Well...doh )

Wel tose were fun. Now, bak to playing wit FrouFrou. He's way wit the cute!

~Alicia

//Locked againt Daddy, Unkel Angel and Aunt Cordy//

I vigured out the locks! I'm like totally cool.

Just notised sometin. Spike? Is purty. ::Nodnod::

Alicia The Bloody - Wyndam-Pryce

Alicia Wyndam-Pryce - The Bloody

Alicia The Bloody - Wyndam-Pryce

Alicia Wyndam-Pryce - The Bloody

::Dreamy sigh::

Okay, obfiously we're gonna have to work on that 'the bloody'. I mean, wat kinda name is tat?! I kant go around saising tat! I'm sure daddy will know Spikey's name vrom before te....tingymembab.

Do yoe tink Daddy will let me go out wit Spikey? I meen, Daddy's out wit a boy two! So tere.

Aunt Fred? Do yoe tink you and Aunt Faith can come watsh me and Marilee? Cause ten Spikey will come two!

::Beams::

He's so puuuuurty...

~Alicia

//Oh, uh. Unlock//

Holy cow, daddy Wesley so dun like this Falentin day. Callered it al kindsa names. But me and Marilee gots under his skin, Aunt Cordy sais, cause we made him a preety drawer! Ing. Drawing. We workered on it all week! And he coeldnt liek come in te room wen we was busy. Cause he was like totally messing 'round wit Unkel Lindsey or watever, so tat was taken care of.

Anyway, wen we gave him te pict he was speesless. Cause, tat may haf sumat to do wit the tea Marilee spillered on him vrom the brakfast we's made. Didn't seem to mind tho. Sumat about tems beeing fake anyway...watever. Dunno So we had brakfast in bed, wit Daddy Wes and Aunty Cordy was snikkering all day 'bout crums and how he wasnt gonna sleep soon. Weerd. She was kinda kranky 'bout Unkel Doyle, or watever.

Oh! We made drawers for everyone! Daddy Wesley mailered tem all. We even made one for Aunt Faith, even tho Daddy Wesley said she dun do sappy. Bet she does sappy for Aunt Fred. Heh. Okay, Daddy Wes didnt say 'she dont do sappy' but tere was a wole lekture. Doh. I kinda just nod and stop liestening at 'Yoe must now tat Faith...'

::Counts on fingers:: For Aunt Buffy and Unkel Angel, for Aunt Faith, Fred and Unkel Spike, for Unkel Xander (I traid to find the Anal Color, but Daddy Wesley so didn't point it out!), Unkel Lindsey (Marilee drawered that. Issa gitar. And how come Daddy Wes keeps talkeen 'bout you?) Aunt Kennedy and Willow, uhm...Unkel Giles, Unkel Doyle. Oh! Oh! And one for Dawn. Hope I didnt forgeet anywan.

Mommy Aunt Cordy got a spushul one.

We wend to te moevies wit Daddy Wesley. Aunt Cordy was coming two. We saws Narneenia. It was Kewl! Aunt Cordy and me wanted so see a diefferent one, but Daddy Wesley said he was not gonna be trau-troum- suffer like he don wit the Prinses Bride or watever. Men. ::Eyeroll::

Ten we went shopping! I gots me a way cute pink outfit! And Marilee two! Daddy Wes drawered te line at a pink shirt for him. Spoilsport. And we had icecreem and McDoonald!

Hope yoe all hads a grrrrrreat day!

xxxxx
~Alicia

Daddy Wesley a pus over. Hah! He said 2 weeks of no net, but it wuz 1 now. Cause he so totaly is a suker for te puppy dog eyes. I told Marilee to gif him tem and ten tel him tat I neeeeeeded to be on te net.

So worked.

Tho he did say 'no net till saturday evening, Alicia Mari-Anne Pryce!' Dun yoe hate it wen tey use yoer vull name? Yeah, me 2.

We's going to a party 2nite. Aunt Cordy had to fite Daddy Wes on it. Cause he said tere was gonna be drinkin? So? I can drinken joece too! And I haf the pervekt pretty dress! Wish we got wen we went sjopping wit Aunty Cordy. Really pretty! Had a sjorter skirt first, but Daddy Wes had an attak and turned red sajing to Aunty Cordy 'NO!' very loud.

Aunty Cordy won, of koerse. Waz tere ever any dout?

Anywais. Marilee gots a pretty dress too and Aunt Cordy even gots someting new for Daddy Wes. Jeeze! No taste at all. I loves him, but... ::Eyeroll::

Lookin 4ward to te party! Daddy Wes said we don't stay long, cause of te drinkin? Watever, I just wanna gif Aunt Buffy te pressie I gots her! I piked it out myselfs!

::Pout::

( I shall not go online without DaddyWesley’s permission )

Xsept to post tis.

::Pout::

Auntie Cordy?! Its not fair! ::Pout::

Its fun here wit Unkel Angel and Aunt Buffy. I gots me pretty nails! Unkel Angel let us eat a wole jar of kookies! Weeeeh!

I miss DaddyWesley tho. :0( Hopes he feels better soon and comes to pik us up again. Cause Marilee misses him toe. And her Boo, she kinda forgot him.

I luve you DaddyWes! Come get us soon and I reely dun like Miss Morgana. Its tat tese nails are way wit te pretty or...

Anyway, tats not wy I am riting.

Tis morning? Wen I woke up and I had to go pee? I went into te batroom and Unkel Angel was alrady tere? So I went in anyway to taunt him 'bout his hair cause I reely had to go. But wen I walked closer?

I sees he has no mirrow? I meen, he cant sees himself in the mirrow? How's that posibel? I like totally tunk it was a trik, but wen I looked later, I could see myself!

Wat gives? Tats like totally kreepy!

XXXX ~ Alicia.

Bloedy buggarin hell! bleedin tossur! uttar wenkar!

Teehee! Unkle Spike is *fun*!

::Giggles::

xxxxx and hugsss
~ Alicia

Unkle Wes sais I needz to rite sumtin about 'wat does te word trust meen to you'.

Ugh! Liek I dun get enoug homework from skool!

Unkle Wes is talkin about us not gong to skool for a wile. Sumtin about...about...

I dont now wo Angeeloes is, but Unkle Wes sure dont liek him. And we are not alowed to open de door for anyone but him or Cordy or Buffy or Fred or Gunn. We wasnt to open de door for Faith, but he said se wasnt coming round soon.

::Shrug::

He making me rite an asseay! Dunno wat tat is, but I dunt want to rite an asseay! About trust. And ten he liek sais I sould tink about snukking on the net. I didn't snuk on now! Unkle Wes sais it was liek okay now.

Hes being reely nice, its kinda scary.

He was huggin us all evenin. It was nice, but...he liek never hugs, so it was wit te weerd. Mar lieked it. ses sus a cudleror. Her and tat stoopid hedgehog Boo. Wat kinda name is Boo!

Wow, tiepin wit too fingers is hard. And Unkle Wesley does it wit all of tem! I wanna learn tat too. Anyway. I gotta go now and tink of 'wat does te word 'trust' meen to me'. Ugh!

Oh and I am weerin wone of te new outfits I gots in Hawie! Is reely prety. Unkle Angel is a poopiehead kuz he dont remeberedred how to work meelin.

xxxx and hugssss
~ Alicia

To: Aunty Cordy (__visiongal@livejournal.com), Unkle Angel (_faceofanangel_@livejournal.com)
From Alicia (alicia_brewer@gmail.com)

Hi,

I snuked on te net even tho Da- Unkle Wesley said I werent alowed for a week. Cause I had fun in skool! We learned a wole bunsh of new letters and stuff.

Okay, I lies. Tats not wy I mailed.

Unkle Wesley is upset. I tink he was krying but he sais it was the oniuns for the psurgetti.:-/ He nevah kooks! He has been mailing wit tis woman wo sat outside our door wen he was all wit the reesurch? I dunno. Wen he got us out of skool he was still upset, I kould tel.

But he was doing that smiling tink, like he done in Hawie aunt Cordy? Tat. He keeps saing evertink will be alrite and we wil doe sumtin fun tis evenin.

Does te woman want to take us way from unkle Wes? Yoe tink?

Aim scared. And so is Mar.

Unkle Wes kwikly said tat she kan't and no one kan, kause he's gonna take kare of us now. Tat made me smile and veel a leetle better.

Wy is tat woman makin unkle Wes upset? I dunt liek her :-(

~Alicia

To: Mister Angel (_faceofanangel_@livejournal.com)
From: Alicia (alicia_brewer@gmail.com)

Dear Mister Angel,

Mister Xander said to ask you so...

Wat color is 'anal'?

He has beeds in tat color! Cool huh? I said he could haf my oter beeds, sinse I'm to old for tat now.

xxxxx and hugsssss
~Alicia

To: Mister Angel (_faceofanangel_@wolframandhart.com)
From: Alicia (alicia.brewer@gmail.com)

Dear Mister Angel,

Look! I sends you a picture. Mister Wesley made this one. This is the cubs we gots to pet in that nature park thing. Marilee wanted one, but Mister Wesley said no. So she cried and then Miss Cordelia saids maybe we can have a kitten.

Can we have a kitten? Mister Wesley sais he was gonna think abouts it. It would be so totally coo. I wants a dog.

( I have cut this for Alicia, because the picture is rather large. )

Isn't they cute?

Anyway, do you think you can let Miss Fred and Mister Gunn now abouts the picture? And Lorne two? Maybe Mister Spike, cause he has teeth like that, miss Cordy said. Dunno what she meens with that.

Mister Wesley sais we can't friend any other LJ's. I think that's stoopid and meen. Is mean right? I bet you let me friend oter LJ's. Can I make friends with other LJ's? Pleeeeese?

xxxxx and hugsss
Alicia~